I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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