This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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