If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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