Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I currently don't understand fingers.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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