That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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