Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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