Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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