i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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