No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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