They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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