found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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