its not stalking. its research.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
