I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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