Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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