I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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