The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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