I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
3 2 1 whiskey
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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