I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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