How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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