Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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