something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
