I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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