I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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