do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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