I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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