I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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