So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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