Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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