his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
my poor anus
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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