would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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