I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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