i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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