My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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