i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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