are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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