Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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