I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
