How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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