he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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