I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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