I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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