Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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