i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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