he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
