why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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