he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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