I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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