i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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