I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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