Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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