Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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