She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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