I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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