Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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