We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
